I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife.
That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was «this big», and I said «that’s disgusting», so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com.
Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller.
And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like: that’s right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows— look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong.
He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the EARTH.
That’s right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher; I’m pissing ON THE MOON!
How do you like that, Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.